瑜慧节快乐

-Attention from this blog's owner-

please be patient reading this post as the best part is at the end of it-

（瑜慧节特讯）于本咸蛋超人年（2010）二月十八日农历新年年初五，现居于梳邦再也一区的郑瑜慧小姐与世人共同欢庆她的破蛋日。十七年前的今天，很可悲的，她连一条精子也还不是。后来，在经历一场龙争虎斗后，她打败了众多的竞争手，欢喜成为了郑家的『瑜』翁。她英勇地与一群戴着尾巴游来游去的“东西”鹬蚌相争争夺一颗蛋（有读过中三科学的人都该知道是怎么回事啦……），成为了举世无双、天下无敌、比奥运长跑短跑选手更厉害的郑瑜慧。于此热烈掌声以示敬佩和鼓励。





喂喂，给点面子啦，今天人家生日啦好不好！





喂喂，还不鼓掌？小心李 X X 打你啊！！！




喂喂，我提醒过你们了哈！！！！！！

To Yuee:

很抱歉我今天一些事情不能去到 Sunway 跟你一起庆祝 -____________-

礼物方面……等下再告诉你，哈哈。

只要有他在，muack muack perfect 了啦 =]

p/s: 不过我不保证他是个很好的 organizer 哦～*笑*

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Yuee，我知道你一定是等不及啦。来来来，本姑娘就不耍神秘了啦，来告诉你你的生日礼物是啥。

看好了哟……





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KING = ruler of HIS world. (Because he lives only in his own world)

QUEEN = the only resident of the KING's inner world.

KING + QUEEN = baby prince or baby princess or tadpole <<< don't ask why first.






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okay? understand?



Haih, I know you're dumb enough to understand, so let me translate it for you first. Since you're the dai ka jieh （大家姐）today (?)





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皇帝 = 自己世界的统治者（因为他只活在自己的世界）。

皇后 = 能够住在（主宰？）皇帝内心世界的唯一一个人。

皇帝 + 皇后 = 小王子 or 小公主 or 小蝌蚪 <<< 先别问为什么。





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明白了没有啊你 -___________-




substitute and form a new equation for [King + Queen + Tadpole]

when King = Katak King = Kingsley

when Queen = QU double E N = Y U double E = you-know-who Huoy

when Tadpole = black and slimy creature with tails = katak's baby





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oh oh you're so dumb and retard! wanna know the answer? *laughs*

-highlight (left click and drag) below to get the answer-

Final Ans:

Kingsley + Yu** Huoy + Baby = katak family ♥

p/s: now I bet you'll fail for your coming add maths & modern math test! mwahahaha XP