A Secret Letter from a Student to My Mom

Pls read. Private message.（呃…呵呵，抱歉我还是看了 ==^）

Name: ‘Anonymous’
Class: 6B
Date: xx-x-xxxx
Title/Subject: MRT

Mostly, Malaysian think MRT stands for MonoRail Transit（这是我妈妈瞎扯出来敷衍他的，哈哈 XD！我妈妈竟然也有‘误导’子弟的一天！）.

But they are wrong, the MRT for Malaysia stands for MALAYSIA RUBBER TIME.

Since Malaysia had a large rubber plantation, it even had control on our time. The MRT (Malaysia Rubber Time) is 15minutes to 1 hour late from the GMT(Greenwich Mean Time).

It works a little weird.

For example: A Japanese boss told his Malaysian workers to meet him at Hilton Hotel on 8pm SHARP.

But when he came on 8pm not a single worker was there.

Another example: If you get the time table something like this.







But the real time in MRT (Malaysia Rubber Time)







Malaysia Rubber Time is so elastic that it is too strong that it can delay the time that long.


MRT only for Malaysia.

[ My name in code: 10-9-1-1414 25-5-8]












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